The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your new first name:
 

*a = poopsie 

*b = lumpy     

*c = buttercup
*d = gadget

*e = crusty       

*f = greasy
*g = fluffy     

*h = waffle      

*i = chim-chim
*j= stinky   

*k = flunky  

*l = bootie
*m = pinky

*n = zippy  

*o = goober
*p = doofus 

*q = slimy     

*r = loopy
*s = snotty   

*t = tootie       

*u = dorkey
*v = squeezit  

*w = oprah   

*x = skipper
*y = dinky     

*z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your new last name:
     
 

*a = apple

*b = toilet     

*c = giggle
*d = burger

*e = girdle       

*f = barf
*g = lizard     

*h = waffle      

*i = cootie
*j = monkey   

*k = potty  

*l = liver
*m = banana

*n = rhino  

*o = bubble
*p = hamster 

*q = toad     

*r = gizzard
*s = pizza   

*t = gerbil       

*u = chicken
*v = pickle  

*w = chuckle   

*x = tofu
*y = gorilla     

*z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:
*a = head

*b = mouth    

*c = face
*d = nose 

*e = tush       

*f = breath
*g = pants     

*h = shorts     

*i = lips
*j = honker  

*k = butt   

*l = brain
*m = tushie

*n = biscuits  

*o = hiney
*p = chunks  

*q = toes      

*r = buns
*s = fanny   

*t = sniffer       

*u = sprinkles
*v = kisser  

*w = squirt    

*x = humperdinck
*y = brains     

* z = juice

 Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
 Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie
 Liverbiscuits.

Remember that children laugh an average of
 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a
day.

 

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